LOVELY EMPORIA

Who can possibly—

Say that Emporia isn’t

The Athens of the Midwest?

Lawrence has KU—

Manhattan has K-State

And Wichita has nothing

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Emporia is surely—

The Jewel of the Vast

Lovely FLY OVER STATE

From the Missouri to—

The Rocky Mountains

Emporia surpasses it all

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What a lovely Showcase—

There’s nothing else from

Olpe all the way to Allen

Home of the Twinkie—

Iowa Beef Somali Wonderland

Cute Mexican Wetbacks!!!

Midwestern Noir