Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Kansas Queen Bee


KANSAS QUEEN BEE

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KANSAS QUEEN BEE
KANSAS COCK
STRONG CITY COWBOYS
CHASE COUNTY HUSTLERS
Z-BAR RANCH HANDS
COTTONWOOD FALLS COURTHOUSE
FFA BOYS
QUEER QUARRIES
HOT CHEVY PICKUP DATE
LYON COUNTY FAIR
PETER PAN PARK
THE SUNKEN GARDEN

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KANSAS QUEEN BEE

There once was a Queen from Kansas—
Who dressed up in drag what madness
She liked young cowboys
From the rodeos
Bowlegged ones especially

KANSAS COCK

There once was a Kansas Cowboy—
Who was quite the handsome Boytoy
He was Bowlegged
So cute when Naked
Driving all the Queens just crazy

STRONG CITY COWBOYS

Strong City cowboys are so cute—
Making all the queens simply mute
Strictly buck-naked
Very bowlegged 
Tall, erect in their cowboy boots

CHASE COUNTY HUSTLERS

Way out there is where you’ll find them—
The prairie so very blue-stem
There in Chase County
Where there’s a Bounty
For all the well-hung cute Studlings

Z-BAR RANCH HANDS

After Smith left the Z-Bar Ranch—
Heading back to Kansas City
The cowboys moved in
Gave the Ranch a spin
Butt-fucking in the big Mansion

COTTONWOOD FALLS COURTHOUSE

The old Cottonwood Falls Courthouse—
Stands tall and proud like an outhouse
So gaunt and gothic
A sexy topic
So pale white, erect & phallic

FFA BOYS

Pointed cowboy boots so tres chic—
Stetson cowboy hats that aren’t meek
FFA boy struts
Tight blue jeans cute butts
Their tight blue corduroy jackets

QUEER QUARRIES

Once upon a time there was slime—
An Inland Sea covered Kansas
After many years
Turning to limestone
Churches, courthouses & fence-posts

HOT CHEVY PICKUP DATE

He waited for me after school—
There in his sleek Chevy pickup
After a six-pack
He banged his head hard
Against his back window’s gun-rack

LYON COUNTY FAIR

He won a nice big Blue Ribbon—
And I tell you I’m not fibbing
For the biggest Hog
In Lyon County
What a big Porker that kid had

PETER PAN PARK

Once upon a time way back then—
I knew this Tinker–Bell Fairy
In the Grape Arbor
That’s where he’d slobber
Getting the guys off

THE SUNKEN GARDEN

It was all so tres romantic—
Love back then so cinematic 
The Sunken Garden
Like “Summer and Smoke”
Getting off hot Earl Holliman 


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