Bad Seed

Bad Seed (1956)

“An ideal housewife begins

to suspect her loving adolescent

daughter may be a heartless killer.”

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Who needed a movie—

Or even lewd porno flicks

From evil Kansas City?

When I led the life of—

Nancy Kelly there in small

Town “Imporia” back then

That misspelled sign—

Outside Olpe on Hwy 99

Was the Story of my Life

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I had my hands full—

And my greedy little mouth

Full of the Real Thing, honey

Ronnie was on my mind—

Day in and day out, he was

The only thing that mattered

There’s nothing like being—

Gob-smacked outta the blue

Struck by a bolt of lightening

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That’s what happened to me—

It still seems like it was just

Yesterday that I succumbed

Falling down on my knees—

I simply couldn’t help myself

Bad Seed was my Downfall

It wasn’t very pretty—

In fact it was the ugliest

Thing in the whole world!!!

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Who would’ve thought—

Sullen pouty Ronnie had

A King Kong down there?

He let me see it back—

Then in the Seventh Grade

In Lowther Junior High

We were basket-boys—

For Mr. Bowie’s gym class

We took showers early

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So that we could do the—

Towel and basket routine

For the rest of the mob

I was simply shocked—

How could a skinny little

Elvis the Pelvis be so hung?

His hair greased back—

Into a stylish sleek Ducktail

Dripping with Vaseline…

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The FFA boys would’ve—

Undoubtedly called him

Mr. Animal Husbandry Esq.

His genital genealogy—

Must have been engendered

By Roy Rogers’ Trigger!!!

How far back in time—

Did his skanky Family Tree

Stretch so Exquisitely?

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Ronnie had my number—

He knew I was just a nelly

Closet-case Size Queen

It was time for me—

To get down to business

He had lots of Bad Seed

I was simply stunned—

It was a huge ten inches

Soft and only semi-hard

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There was just enough—

Time for a desperate quickie

My ears perfect handle-bars

After that I was addicted—

To Ronnie’s insolent dick

There was no turning back

I followed him home daily—

To get my queer lips on it

I just couldn’t get enough!!!

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From then on my world—

Turned upside down and

Totally like inside-out!!!

Fuck Junior High School—

And being a good student

It was BAD SEED time now

I became Nancy Kelly—

Much to Patty McCormack’s

Horror who had baggage

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Mommy Dearest had a—

Killer in the Closet who kept

The Bad Seed Curse going

I saw “Bad Seed” there—

In the Strand Theater and

Had this flash of déjà vu!!!

Evil tablespoons at first—

Then precocious pints came

Followed by gallons of jizz

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Pardon me, my dears—

For being so awfully graphic

But I simply can’t help myself

Ronnie’s yearbook byline—

Was simple & short & seminal

“All I want outta school in me!!!”

I couldn’t agree more with it—

All I wanted outta school was

Ronnie and everybody knew why

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He needed it really bad—

Flopped in the bathroom sink

Ronnie making love to himself

I had to be quick about it—

Getting him before he got himself

Off with a bad boy quickie

Even when he had snotty nose—

That was fair game too since

I loved it hot, thick & runny…

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I used to be embarrassed—

I used to blush myself scarlet

And everybody knew why

Bad Seed gave me the worst—

Wetdreams every night about

Ronnie up until graduation

After then he joined the Navy—

To get away from my unrelenting

Greedy obsession with his maleness

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I suppose I could write a book—

Called “Diary of a Size Queen” or

Maybe “Confessions of a Cocksucker”

But like Vivien Leigh as Scarlet—

In that classic “Gone With the Wind”

Those days are long gone, honey

My Nancy Kelly “Bad Seed” dayz—

Are long gone & never to return

All I have left is my sad memories…