PETER PAN

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The King of Boyville

The Queen of Boyville

Piggy Pennington

One Foot Gracefully

Daisy Darling Dumpling

Dismal Ballads

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The King of Boyville

“Boys who are born

in a small town are

born free and equal”

—William Allen White

The King of Boyville

At least that’s what—

William Allen White said

But in the jaundiced eye—

Of Miss Barrie it was different

Boys in small towns and—

Young hoodlum in big cities

They were all different and—

Each required el mucho homage

There were plenty of them—

Hanging around New York City

Wise to ways of Miss Barrie—

It was just a matter of money

But in little naïve Emporia—

Surely things were different

But you’d be quite surprised—

What country bumpkins know

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The Queen of Boyville

“good little boys who

distain bad little boys”

—William Allen White

The King of Boyville

Boyz in Boyville weren’t naïve—

Either now or way back then

There were always plenty of—

Good little boys in Emporia

Who distained bad little boys—

Especially the vain sullen ones

Peter Pan Park was infamous—

As the town’s cruisy hotspot

It wasn’t just Mary White who—

Had the hots for Peter Pan

During the hot Kansas summers—

When the temperature was 100

That’s when all of Emporia’s gay—

Youth gathered at the City Pool

My oh my, how they frolicked—

And the Park was so tres gay

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Piggy Pennington

“In the social order

of boys who live in

the country towns

a boy is measured

by what he can do”

—William Allen White

The King of Boyville

Piggy Pennington was most—

Certainly the King of Boyville

But because of what he did—

And did so well for bad boys

He was known quite disparagingly—

As the Queen of Boyville instead

His father was the town banker—

And he owned half of Emporia

And because of that he was—

Treated as God’s Little Darling

Most of the citizens of Shitville—

Were indebted to Piggy’s father

And what Piggy Pennington wanted—

Was usually what Miss Piggy got

Except for the rude town ruffians—

Who had Piggy’s number for sure

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One Foot Gracefully

“Piggy could walk

on his hands, curling

one foot gracefully

over his back”

—William Allen White

The King of Boyville

But that’s not all that Piggy—

The Queen of Boyville could do

He could hang his lips on the—

High bar of the flying trapeze

Chinning himself on a boy’s pole—

Doing twirls and somersaults so

Gracefully backwards and forwards—

That they couldn’t help but go Oh!!!

He had access to his father’s study—

And knew where the whiskey was

The hard, more difficult cases—

Piggy plied with drinks and cigars

The sons of many widowed mothers—

Were taken in and treated like royalty

He greased their palms with silver—

Especially the uncut haughty hung ones

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Daisy Darling Dumpling

“She’s a daisy, she’s a darling,

she’s s dumpling, she’s a lamb”

—William Allen White

The King of Boyville

Some thought Piggy was secretly a girl—

Born with her pussy residing in her mouth

Others didn’t care one way or another—

As long as Piggy paid them for putting out

Miss Piggy’s payback came rudely one day—

When she picked the rude butcher’s son

The butcher’s son was extremely butch—

The bulge in his pants excessively big

He had simply marvelous muscles—

From cleaving T-Bone steaks all day

Chopping loin-chops in the backroom—

Hacking away at lambs and swine

Piggy Pennington knew he was the one—

But she got more than she expected

Poor Piggy couldn’t walk for a whole week—

Never had she been taken on such a ride

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Dismal Ballads

“dismal ballads about

The Gipsy’s Warning”

—William Allen White

The King of Boyville

Rough trade became Piggy’s pastime—

After that first encounter with Butchy

Butchy Bluebeard was such a Bad Boy—

He knew how to butcher Piggy’s heart

He stood up Piggy each day after school—

He told Piggy to get lost at the Meat Shop

He made Piggy follow him like a dog—

He ignored Piggy like she was just a slut

And that, of course, was absolutely true—

She didn’t have time for freckle-faced boys

Piggy was into serious sadomasochism—

All she wanted was Butchy’s jizzy jism

Piggy started hanging around in the alley—

Behind the Butcher’s Shop to get some

But all she’d end up with was just a smirk—

Bad Butchy Bluebird played hard to get