Kansas Queen Bee

KANSAS QUEEN BEE

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KANSAS QUEEN BEE

KANSAS COCK

STRONG CITY COWBOYS

CHASE COUNTY HUSTLERS

Z-BAR RANCH HANDS

COTTONWOOD FALLS COURTHOUSE

FFA BOYS

QUEER QUARRIES

HOT CHEVY PICKUP DATE

LYON COUNTY FAIR

PETER PAN PARK

THE SUNKEN GARDEN

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KANSAS QUEEN BEE

There once was a Queen from Kansas—

Who dressed up in drag what madness

She liked young cowboys

From the rodeos

Bowlegged ones especially

KANSAS COCK

There once was a Kansas Cowboy—

Who was quite the handsome Boytoy

He was Bowlegged

So cute when Naked

Driving all the Queens just crazy

STRONG CITY COWBOYS

Strong City cowboys are so cute—

Making all the queens simply mute

Strictly buck-naked

Very bowlegged 

Tall, erect in their cowboy boots

CHASE COUNTY HUSTLERS

Way out there is where you’ll find them—

The prairie so very blue-stem

There in Chase County

Where there’s a Bounty

For all the well-hung cute Studlings

Z-BAR RANCH HANDS

After Smith left the Z-Bar Ranch—

Heading back to Kansas City

The cowboys moved in

Gave the Ranch a spin

Butt-fucking in the big Mansion

COTTONWOOD FALLS COURTHOUSE

The old Cottonwood Falls Courthouse—

Stands tall and proud like an outhouse

So gaunt and gothic

A sexy topic

So pale white, erect & phallic

FFA BOYS

Pointed cowboy boots so tres chic—

Stetson cowboy hats that aren’t meek

FFA boy struts

Tight blue jeans cute butts

Their tight blue corduroy jackets

QUEER QUARRIES

Once upon a time there was slime—

An Inland Sea covered Kansas

After many years

Turning to limestone

Churches, courthouses & fence-posts

HOT CHEVY PICKUP DATE

He waited for me after school—

There in his sleek Chevy pickup

After a six-pack

He banged his head hard

Against his back window’s gun-rack

LYON COUNTY FAIR

He won a nice big Blue Ribbon—

And I tell you I’m not fibbing

For the biggest Hog

In Lyon County

What a big Porker that kid had

PETER PAN PARK

Once upon a time way back then—

I knew this Tinker–Bell Fairy

In the Grape Arbor

That’s where he’d slobber

Getting the guys off

THE SUNKEN GARDEN

It was all so tres romantic—

Love back then so cinematic 

The Sunken Garden

Like “Summer and Smoke”

Getting off hot Earl Holliman